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    endocrines2:

    *drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

    (Source: endocrines2014)


    captainthundercunt:

    owmeex:

    Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

    okay but THEY INCLUDED THE DOGGIE AND IT HAS LIL GREY HAIRS ON ITS FACE AHHH SO DISTINGUISHED AND MAJESTIC THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

    (Source: demilked.com)

    editoress:

    "SIT LIKE A LADY"

    NO

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    romanoitalia:

    arminsbooty:

    artlert:

    WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

    I’D BE BLOODY RICH

    WAS THAT A PUN?

    Anonymous asked:
    Are you horny ?

    Nah


    amifutami:

    what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

    (Source: amifutami-remade)