Tweets

    reshiham:

    yifflord:

    reshiham:

    why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

    because then it’ll be a foot

    image

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    stephaniealive:

    alecats:

    books are just dead tattoed trees

    That’s metal as fuck

    (Source: enerds)

    roseisreturning:

    mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

    (Source: acebethchilds)


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    officialcrow:

    bryantsupreme:

    Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

    rub your stomach while you pat your head

    (Source: farfrompaid)


    (Source: ellendegeneres)

    One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did
    Something I have to keep reminding myself  (via shutdownthecity)

    (Source: satanss-mistress)


    scarletsamhain:

    willy wonka and I are one

    (Source: ohohmeo)